just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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