Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
