Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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