My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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