I'm jealous of your bromance
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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