do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
