69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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