He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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