There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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