im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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