I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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