Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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