Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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