I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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