i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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