all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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