yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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