I wannas sexs uuuuu
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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