So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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