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  Betty ford says i'm here all night

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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  watch out for the queen of hearts

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  fuucck i forgot ab her

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?

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  well apparently not.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer

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• (310): View more from California

  first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Why do you think she gets more guys?

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  well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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  idk I have to check. Why?

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  he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.

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• (858): View more from California

  Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom

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