Im at strip club and am horny
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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