I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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