And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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