Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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