There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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