Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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