i was born a porn star she said
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There's always time for handjobs
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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