I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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