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But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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