Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I want to make a zoo with you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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