You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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