He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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