its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i think i just lost a toe
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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