Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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