i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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