i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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