i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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