it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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