i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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