Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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