Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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