No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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