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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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