Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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