How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
