is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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