There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm at about main and main street
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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