i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's rum buckets o'clock
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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