Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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