When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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