A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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