It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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