Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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