Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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