He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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